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September 17th, 2013, 03:08 PM
#1
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joke i had to share :P
an english ventriloquist (a man that can speak true his tummy) goes to a town in the desert and sees an moroccan sitting on a stone
english man: nice dog u got there can i talk to him?
moroccan: dog no speak
english man: hallo dog, how are you?
dog: im oke hows u?
moroccan: (looking astounded)
english man: is this your boss?
dog: yep!
english man: how does he treat u?
dog: good, he feeds me well, he walks with me and takes me every week to the oase to play with me
moroccan: (baffled)
english man: can i talk to your horse?
moroccan: horse no speak
english man: hallo horse, how are you?
horse: hello english man, im more than oke how about yourself?
moroccan: (almost in shock)
english man: is this your owner?
horse: yep!
english man: how does he treat u?
horse: very very good, we walk realy alot daily, and i get the best food there is
moroccan: (Face contorted with disbelief)
english man: can i talk with your goat?
moroccan: NO... NO... Goat Lies!!!!!!!!!
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